Saturday, March 14, 2009

This is why I don't drink red wine

Because it stains your mouth and teeth purple, and when you are hoping that you look enticing and sexy for a good night kiss, a bright purple ring around your lips does not say "come to me, lover!"  Damn you, my pale Viking ancestors for my fair complexion that does not hide any flaws!

1 comment:

  1. It's not only the pale Scandanavians who suffer from this affliction!