le Divorce

Divorced men seem to love me. Perhaps our mutual lack of commitments to our previous partners will make for one complete relationship? Hm.

Hello, BJ!

That was a text I got the other day. Apparently, when someone does you a favor and you say "thank you, what do I owe you," that is the response. Since when did people start giving BJs away like candy at Halloween?

1 am Blackout

So, it's never a good sign when you find random texts on your phone from the night before from a number you don't recognize. Especially when you ask who it is and the reply is "the guy you made out with last night." You're kidding, right? How do I manage to remember the beginning and the end of the evening with complete clarity but blackout for the 1 am makeout session? It doesn't help when your girlfriends are equally confused as to what led the chain of events to occur....I just wish someone would tell me if he was hot or not.

*sigh*

Got carded at a wedding. I was the only person the bartender wanted to see ID from. I guess that means my Pam-skincare regime is working.