tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.comments2009-06-08T23:26:09.560-07:00A girl's guide to trouble.Klarinkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-22956035859160060552009-06-08T23:26:09.560-07:002009-06-08T23:26:09.560-07:00Shitfire! Triple? Keep a hold of him for useful th...Shitfire! Triple? Keep a hold of him for useful things.Stefkanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-79424095968870161782009-06-03T22:34:09.259-07:002009-06-03T22:34:09.259-07:00I hate it when that happens. Only it's my thig...I hate it when that happens. Only it's my thighs.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-56119694756996692282009-05-12T21:03:00.000-07:002009-05-12T21:03:00.000-07:00It's as effective as teflon.It's as effective as teflon.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-78338940198069025322009-05-12T09:23:00.000-07:002009-05-12T09:23:00.000-07:00Hmm... let's go with hot.Hmm... let's go with hot.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-36340411644448734572009-04-29T18:11:00.000-07:002009-04-29T18:11:00.000-07:00Way to do the Helen Keller!Way to do the Helen Keller!Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-72847106994520588992009-04-26T13:52:00.000-07:002009-04-26T13:52:00.000-07:00Watch out or you could end up in an email address-...Watch out or you could end up in an email address- stefkavladimir@yahoo.com.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-82491622566819216252009-04-01T07:32:00.000-07:002009-04-01T07:32:00.000-07:00I have never cringed so much in my life. The spell...I have never cringed so much in my life. The spelling, the stalking...can you say "restraining order"?? Yowza.heathymarguerityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00627149857932489166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-76041842850710491482009-03-22T17:36:00.000-07:002009-03-22T17:36:00.000-07:00I just spent an hour in a car with a person whose ...I just spent an hour in a car with a person whose relationship I might have accidentally played a role in breaking up a couple years ago... I didn't realize this until we were already in the car. I need to make flash cards with names and faces.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-83852509358346146922009-03-20T15:34:00.000-07:002009-03-20T15:34:00.000-07:00Ok, I'm processing through this. I think you need ...Ok, I'm processing through this. I think you need to change your email address or you're going to end up with another "klarinkaandhighschoolguylove4ever@gmail.com"Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-54879166987009243112009-03-20T15:01:00.000-07:002009-03-20T15:01:00.000-07:00Wow... there's a lot to comment on that letter, bu...Wow... there's a lot to comment on that letter, but my first thought is that poor boy needs to learn how to spell.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-43405162951050019272009-03-18T22:00:00.000-07:002009-03-18T22:00:00.000-07:00What's going on with your kidneys? And why are you...What's going on with your kidneys? And why are you telling people?Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-73549277105443817902009-03-18T08:33:00.000-07:002009-03-18T08:33:00.000-07:00Kitties never smell as bad as dudes.Kitties never smell as bad as dudes.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-55930107637750653582009-03-16T18:54:00.000-07:002009-03-16T18:54:00.000-07:00It's not only the pale Scandanavians who suffer fr...It's not only the pale Scandanavians who suffer from this affliction!Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-57040366858971507842009-03-09T23:10:00.000-07:002009-03-09T23:10:00.000-07:00No joke= I laughed out loud and some of the water ...No joke= I laughed out loud and some of the water I was drinking came out my nose when I pictured your forehead meeting the counter.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-69204366536360436072009-03-09T21:11:00.000-07:002009-03-09T21:11:00.000-07:00Don't talk to strangers... especially effeminate m...Don't talk to strangers... especially effeminate men who want to talk about astrology. Five bucks says he watches Lifetime movies and cries during sex.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-18078072864496367042009-03-05T17:03:00.000-08:002009-03-05T17:03:00.000-08:00A. Isn't the cleanse awesome?B. If you spill milk,...A. Isn't the cleanse awesome?<BR/>B. If you spill milk, Bella can lick it up.<BR/>C. Pull a Constanza and always leave while you're on top.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-67355717400688592032009-02-26T17:03:00.000-08:002009-02-26T17:03:00.000-08:00"Be good?" I hate it when boys say these things. I..."Be good?" I hate it when boys say these things. I've been told that before as well.<BR/> Oh, and child proof locks can fool even the wisest.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-7518591209848529002009-02-25T21:42:00.000-08:002009-02-25T21:42:00.000-08:00Tom doesn't hate me for thinking of him, does he?Tom doesn't hate me for thinking of him, does he?Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-40917598566897017162009-02-23T23:08:00.000-08:002009-02-23T23:08:00.000-08:00I can't believe I spent that much of my valuable t...I can't believe I spent that much of my valuable time watching this. You should be equally ashamed. I'll still send it to Tom because...maybe it will take away from his sasquatch.com time.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-85385321311309597002009-02-23T20:11:00.000-08:002009-02-23T20:11:00.000-08:00Don't mix cocktails and credit cards. I went out f...Don't mix cocktails and credit cards. I went out for some drinks tonight and came home with a pair of pants in my purse.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-30458402595488851082009-02-23T11:04:00.000-08:002009-02-23T11:04:00.000-08:00So guys can be reasonable. We are learning somethi...So guys can be reasonable. We are learning something from all this blogging!Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-16500725482496651242009-02-23T07:09:00.000-08:002009-02-23T07:09:00.000-08:00I have totally done this! You should do a PSA.I have totally done this! You should do a PSA.heathymarguerityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00627149857932489166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-2998299179736343092009-02-15T15:32:00.000-08:002009-02-15T15:32:00.000-08:00Never drink and dial. Fighting over who would pay ...Never drink and dial. Fighting over who would pay for a six pack? Really????Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-44176167525694281132009-02-13T17:56:00.000-08:002009-02-13T17:56:00.000-08:00I also forget this wonderful piece: mid-makeout th...I also forget this wonderful piece: mid-makeout the guy stops and says, "uh, I forgot your name. What was it again?" <BR/><BR/>I did not tell him my name. You get one chance, buddy.Stefkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711336116011946146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4633186122770302229.post-49123704131482604502009-02-13T12:07:00.000-08:002009-02-13T12:07:00.000-08:00Hey, I'd be all over you in that situation too.Hey, I'd be all over you in that situation too.Klarinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02819602932846789265noreply@blogger.com